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Survey 02/06/2010

Which one of the following best describes your boss?
The Egghead
The Hatchet Man
Our Hero
The Social Director
The Climber
The Dictator
The Fogey
The Bureaucrat
The Visionary
The Lost Lamb

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Community Calendar

February 2010
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